I am a great person, you should probably take me out on a date.
Friday, August 01, 2008

I am a great person, you should probably take me out on a date.  F 27, not short of confidence, likes good food, sharp conversation and ambitious men.

Box 05/05

 

Young penguin, M 24, is looking for an older F on the sixteenth floor to give him a leg up.
Friday, August 01, 2008

Tall, dark and winsome male
Friday, July 04, 2008

Tall, dark and winsome male puts the "sexy" back into dyslexia

Box 02/05

26 year old girl
Friday, July 04, 2008

26 year old girl would like to spend time with someone who likes to spend time alone.  Blood type O, which denotes a predilection for nuts, may also come in handy - or great guns that can crack walnuts if not.

Box 03/05

Girl with bike
Friday, July 04, 2008

Girl with bike seeks boy with bike for regular bodywork and routine maintenance.  Ding ding.

Box 04/05

Are you an aficionado of Paradise Lost?
Friday, June 06, 2008

Are you an aficionado of Paradise Lost? Can you quote extensively from Revelations? Are you a fan of late night Beethoven? Does the sound of passing traffic suggest that you live in an urban conurbation? If so please stop calling my home. Its not funny any more. If not, I could do with a change so please feel free to start.

Box 01/03

Slap my arse and call me Shirley.
Friday, June 06, 2008

Slap my arse and call me Shirley. That’s all I want.

Box 02/03

Tired of beating around the bush?
Friday, June 06, 2008

Tired of beating around the bush? Shaven althete with GSOH seeks aerodynamic male (18-50) for windy walks. Must have dog.

Box 03/03

Mr T. lookalike
Friday, June 06, 2008

Mr T. lookalike , 56, WLTM 'cuddly teapot' for trampolining and other water sports. Must be under 5ft.

Box 04/04

Loyal and loving ex-marine
Friday, May 23, 2008

Loyal and loving ex-marine looking for a girl with a good sense of humour who enjoys eating out, going to the cinema, walks at sunset and doesn’t mind being called sir.

Box 02/02

40, but could pass for 39 in the dark
Friday, May 23, 2008

40, but could pass for 39 in the dark. WLTM a wealthy woman with a dodgy ticker.

Box 03/02

Romance is dead.
Friday, May 23, 2008

Romance is dead. So is my mother. Man, 42, recently minted.

Box 04/02

Lawyer, 25, perfect specimen,
Friday, May 23, 2008

Lawyer, 25, perfect specimen, WLTM self for obsessive trysts and drownings in calm water. Failing that, any woman with large, blue, shiny and highly reflective eyes.

Box 01/02

How do I love thee?
Thursday, April 24, 2008

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Four. Efficiently romantic man seeks woman.

Box 01/01

Male banker - 27, will be rich - currently not.
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Male banker - 27, will be rich - currently not. Used to live in Fulham then moved back in with Mum. Self deprecating - sometimes. Generous lover - quantity not quality. WLTM older lady comfortable with sympathy for drug induced neurological disorders.

Box 02/01

Female, bookish, 26.
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Female, bookish, 26. Gave up corporate high-flying, emoticons and phrases like “do you have any bandwith today?” for intellectually snobbery, washing less and no money. Anyone afraid of sharks in swimming pools please apply.

Box 03/01

The only people who sleep with me are narcoleptics.
Thursday, April 24, 2008

The only people who sleep with me are narcoleptics. 24 yr old methamphetamine hobbyist looking for someone to chill out with.

Box 04/01

Female, 26.
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Female, 26. Chess champion looking for a pawn to play around with. No commitment required. Flexible hours. Knights preferable. But won't do Queens.

Box 05/01

Young man seeks ex-girlfriend for self-esteem,
Thursday, April 24, 2008

Young man seeks ex-girlfriend for self-esteem; or the girl from Spearmint Rhino on the Tottenham Court Road (green dress, brown hair, Thursday) who said I was different.  Pls reply to any of my numbers/email addresses - you've both got them.

Box 06/01