M, 35, seeks M, 30+
M, 35, seeks M, 30+. Me: left on the shelf for too long, one less than careful former owner, now desperately in need some close attention between the covers. You: an open book.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
M n/s 25 WLTM F 30
M n/s 25 WLTM F 30 4 LOFAPS and acronym solving.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
Dull old sod
Dull old sod seeks excitable and informed female companion to improve his social credentials. A talent for small talk and false enthusiasm are welcomed but not essential.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
F, almost middle-aged
F, almost middle-aged, melancholy, easily bored, always angst-ridden travel writer requires distraction from this damn tedium with a succession of brilliantly written musings by a youthful M.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
Struggling male writer, 32
Struggling male writer, 32, seeks busty assistant to help fill empty white pages. Long name and even longer legs preferred. Must own pen.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
F editor & mischief-maker
F editor & mischief-maker seeks M for ridicule and teasing. Must have fickle nature & ability to profess genuine belief on any subject from aardvarks to zoaphoria. Minds over hearts.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
Published author ( History, genealogy) at the tip of Africa...
Published author ( History, genealogy) at the tip of
penmate and soulmate. 50yrs. Ocasionally bibulous bibliophile. Can
differentiate between Peccaries,Pomerol and Perlemoen.Hunter/Chef.
Doglover. Send pics, will respond in kind. Box 01/12
Monday, 7 December, 2009
Anais seeks Henry.
F, (27, central London), is looking for labyrinthine love with the kind of man who doesn't need a ball of string. Must be articulate, adventurous, curious.
Box 01/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
Married M, 47
seeks open minded F (to 40) for bedtime stories.
Box 02/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
I didn't like the job anyway.
F, 30, recently made redundant and wanting to rediscover life after 9-5. Looking for someone similarly liberated to travel with (more is a bonus). South America takes my fancy. I am well-read, cultured, and looking to travel elegantly (though not necessarily expensively). You must be independent, amusing, clever and kind. (M, 30-40).
Box 03/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
Balding, married, mid-list author
of dubious morals seeks impossibly glamorous, psychologically complex former glamour model for urgent talks on the future digital publishing.
Box 04/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
Easily bored, frequently misunderstood twenty-something
with famous green eyes and bad judgement after a bottle of wine seeks reliable man who won't mistake her apparent hauteur for self-regard.
Box 05/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
Former banker with literary aspirations
seeks smart, beautiful thirty-something to cook, proof-read and take dictation. Knowledge of Kipling a bonus. You can spend my money, but leave some for mother.
Box 06/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
M medical student, 25,
with warm hands and good bedside manner seeks fun loving F to tickle his funny bone.
Box 07/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
Ex-Stockbroker, 55,
recently released from wife's leash looking for cultured F to join him in long lunches and longer siestas. Ability to laugh at his jokes a plus.
08/07
Monday, 20 July, 2009
