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Anais seeks Henry.

F, (27, central London), is looking for labyrinthine love with the kind of man who doesn't need a ball of string. Must be articulate, adventurous, curious.

Box 01/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

Married M, 47

seeks open minded F (to 40) for bedtime stories.

Box 02/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

I didn't like the job anyway.

F, 30, recently made redundant and wanting to rediscover life after 9-5. Looking for someone similarly liberated to travel with (more is a bonus). South America takes my fancy. I am well-read, cultured, and looking to travel elegantly (though not necessarily expensively). You must be independent, amusing, clever and kind. (M, 30-40).

Box 03/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

Balding, married, mid-list author

of dubious morals seeks impossibly glamorous, psychologically complex former glamour model for urgent talks on the future digital publishing.

Box 04/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

Easily bored, frequently misunderstood twenty-something

with famous green eyes and bad judgement after a bottle of wine seeks reliable man who won't mistake her apparent hauteur for self-regard.

Box 05/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

Former banker with literary aspirations

seeks smart, beautiful thirty-something to cook, proof-read and take dictation. Knowledge of Kipling a bonus. You can spend my money, but leave some for mother.

Box 06/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

M medical student, 25,

with warm hands and good bedside manner seeks fun loving F to tickle his funny bone.

Box 07/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

Ex-Stockbroker, 55,

recently released from wife's leash looking for cultured F to join him in long lunches and longer siestas. Ability to laugh at his jokes a plus.

08/07

Monday, 20 July, 2009

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