M, 35, seeks M, 30+
M, 35, seeks M, 30+. Me: left on the shelf for too long, one less than careful former owner, now desperately in need some close attention between the covers. You: an open book.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
M n/s 25 WLTM F 30
M n/s 25 WLTM F 30 4 LOFAPS and acronym solving.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
Dull old sod
Dull old sod seeks excitable and informed female companion to improve his social credentials. A talent for small talk and false enthusiasm are welcomed but not essential.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
F, almost middle-aged
F, almost middle-aged, melancholy, easily bored, always angst-ridden travel writer requires distraction from this damn tedium with a succession of brilliantly written musings by a youthful M.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
Struggling male writer, 32
Struggling male writer, 32, seeks busty assistant to help fill empty white pages. Long name and even longer legs preferred. Must own pen.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
F editor & mischief-maker
F editor & mischief-maker seeks M for ridicule and teasing. Must have fickle nature & ability to profess genuine belief on any subject from aardvarks to zoaphoria. Minds over hearts.
Friday, 24 September, 2010
