Lonely hearts

M, 35, seeks M, 30+

2010-09-24T13:05:09Z

M, 35, seeks M, 30+. Me: left on the shelf for too long, one less than careful former owner, now desperately in need some close attention between the covers. You: an open book.

M n/s 25 WLTM F 30

2010-09-24T13:04:31Z

M n/s 25 WLTM F 30 4 LOFAPS and acronym solving.

Dull old sod

2010-09-24T13:03:25Z

Dull old sod seeks excitable and informed female companion to improve his social credentials. A talent for small talk and false enthusiasm are welcomed but not essential.

F, almost middle-aged

2010-09-24T13:00:04Z

F, almost middle-aged, melancholy, easily bored, always angst-ridden travel writer requires distraction from this damn tedium with a succession of brilliantly written musings by a youthful M.

Struggling male writer, 32

2010-09-24T12:59:20Z

Struggling male writer, 32, seeks busty assistant to help fill empty white pages. Long name and even longer legs preferred. Must own pen.

F editor & mischief-maker

2010-09-24T12:57:30Z

F editor & mischief-maker seeks M for ridicule and teasing. Must have fickle nature & ability to profess genuine belief on any subject from aardvarks to zoaphoria. Minds over hearts.

Published author ( History, genealogy) at the tip of Africa...

2009-12-07T20:44:42Z

Published author ( History, genealogy) at the tip of Africa, seeking

penmate and soulmate. 50yrs. Ocasionally bibulous bibliophile. Can

differentiate between Peccaries,Pomerol and Perlemoen.Hunter/Chef.

Doglover. Send pics, will respond in kind. Box 01/12

Anais seeks Henry.

2009-07-19T23:50:23Z

F, (27, central London), is looking for labyrinthine love with the kind of man who doesn't need a ball of string. Must be articulate, adventurous, curious.

Box 01/07

Married M, 47

2009-07-19T23:49:12Z

seeks open minded F (to 40) for bedtime stories.

Box 02/07

I didn't like the job anyway.

2009-07-19T23:30:39Z

F, 30, recently made redundant and wanting to rediscover life after 9-5. Looking for someone similarly liberated to travel with (more is a bonus). South America takes my fancy. I am well-read, cultured, and looking to travel elegantly (though not necessarily expensively). You must be independent, amusing, clever and kind. (M, 30-40).

Box 03/07

Balding, married, mid-list author

2009-07-19T23:29:51Z

of dubious morals seeks impossibly glamorous, psychologically complex former glamour model for urgent talks on the future digital publishing.

Box 04/07

Easily bored, frequently misunderstood twenty-something

2009-07-19T23:28:30Z

with famous green eyes and bad judgement after a bottle of wine seeks reliable man who won't mistake her apparent hauteur for self-regard.

Box 05/07

Former banker with literary aspirations

2009-07-19T23:22:51Z

seeks smart, beautiful thirty-something to cook, proof-read and take dictation. Knowledge of Kipling a bonus. You can spend my money, but leave some for mother.

Box 06/07

M medical student, 25,

2009-07-19T23:00:55Z

with warm hands and good bedside manner seeks fun loving F to tickle his funny bone.

Box 07/07

Ex-Stockbroker, 55,

2009-07-19T23:00:53Z

recently released from wife's leash looking for cultured F to join him in long lunches and longer siestas. Ability to laugh at his jokes a plus.

08/07